I WAS going to tell the story about my 5 year old and him telling me that Amber is not his girlfriend, she's just a girl that wants him....but instead I decided to send this joke. Laugh now, you'll hear the whole twisted story tomorrow....

Three ducks walked into a bar.

"Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck."Huey," was the reply."How's your day been, Huey?" "Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said Huey."Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, "Hi, and what's your name?" "Dewey," came the answer from duck number two."So how's your day been, Dewey?" he asked. "Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?"The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be Louie?"

"No," she said, batting her eyelashes. "My name is Puddles."

SO...i liked it....